Porn star Nikki Benz is from Toronto. Bet you didn’t know that. You know what else is from Toronto?

An adult industry superfan show called the Everything To Do With Sex Show, which by the sound of it appears to be a cross between Disneyland, Christmas and Guy Fawkes Day for over-18ers across the country.

And Ms. Benz will be there to represent The Screaming O and its lineup of sex tools, co-hosting our telltale blowjob, rodeo and O-face contests with emcee Tony Batman.

“I like to keep people coming back for more,” she said. “I don’t want people to miss me. Just look for the life-size banner of the reclining love master wearing a little less than usual.”

Heck yes. Sign me up immediately.