The Mayan calendar marks today as the official end of days. So before the asteroids, earthquakes, firestorms and wrath of the gods take their toll, The Screaming O wants to remind you all that if you’re going to go, you might as well go out with an O!

This doomsday, put the ‘O’ in ap-O-calypse with one (or all!) of The Screaming O’s vibrating rings, mini vibes, and sexy accessories and celebrate life with a romp or three. We’ve carefully selected five of our most popular sex toys that will come in handy should you find yourself in the thick of Armageddon and want to go out with a bang!

1. BigO Glow – This super-stretchy ring will give him a stronger, harder erection and stimulate her with a powerful vibrating motor so both parties get what they need before the sun explodes. And with a bright LED light connected to the motor, you can use your BigO Glow to light the way as your run for cover and turn it to flash mode to increase your chances of being rescued once the world goes dark.

2. Bullet Buddies – In case you’re seeking a friend for the end of the world, our Bullet Buddies will keep you company and satisfy whatever desires arise as the final countdown begins. Each mini bullet vibrator comes in a cute animal shape – your spirit animal, if you will – and bright colors to lighten the mood. Plus they’re whisper quiet so your new Buddy will keep you company as you stay safe and sound in your secret hiding spot.

3. LingO – This stretchy vibrator is made to be worn around your tongue to make oral sex fun, easy and go down fast! And in case she grows tired of cunnilingus you can wear the LingO around your finger for quick-change versatility that even MacGyver would envy. Plus, in case the world ends up being taken over by aliens, the LingO’s oral buzz might help you communicate with new life forms. Best to be prepared for anything, right?

4. MasteRing – The MasteRing feaures a bullet vibrator secretly operated by a remote control cleverly disguised as a finger ring, letting you play with yourself (or new friends) from up to 50 feet away in case he or she is out of reach. Plus you can use the MasteRing Bullet to distract intruders – just one touch and you can send potential enemies running in the opposite direction to find out where that mystery buzzing sound is coming from.

5. Screaming O Condom Pack – The Screaming O Condom Pack has a vibrating ring, latex condom, and lube in each portable kit so you can have safe – yet still satisfying! – sex while you wait for the world to end. They’re small enough to keep in your pocket as you run from bunker to bunker and, just in case you wake up Dec. 22 to find the sun still shining and birds still chirping, you won’t have to worry about the previous night’s sexual choices causing your own personal apocalypse.

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It’s that time of year. We’re scrambling around for the best deals on gifts and gadgets that are on everyone’s holiday list and trying not to get trampled during the sales. But once you’ve got something under the tree for everyone on your shopping roster, you still have those damn stockings hanging over the fireplace to fill.

And that’s where The Screaming O comes in. You don’t have much space, and you don’t have much time to get creative. So what to you buy for the girl who hates gift cards, the guy who doesn’t need another pair of socks, or your significant other who’s expecting something incredible?

Fortunately for you, sex is the gift that never stops giving, even when you’re not around, and The Screaming O makes it easy to give the gift of joy – with batteries included.

Guys – every mini vibe, love ring, and couples sexcessory is small enough to fit in your pocket (and her holiday stocking) and if you’re daring you can stuff more than just a few in there to show her you really mean business.

And ladies – if you’re best friend is the kind of chick who didn’t blush during Sex Ed, you can put together a special gift basket of the very best that The Screaming O has to offer so she has something new to open every day until New Year’s Eve.

If you, your partner, or your besties aren’t sure what might make the best stocking stuffer or sexy gift this year, here are a few suggestions coming from The Screaming O’s research and development team – no one better to ask romantic gift advice from than the people in charge of creating sexy things!

1. Looking for a way to spice up things this holiday season and an easy way to introduce toys into the bedroom?

Stuff their stocking with:
Screaming O Vibrating Ring – the award winning, top-selling revolutionary disposable sex aid is a couples-friendly design that enhances the ability for both partners to achieve incredible orgasms…together. Now that’s what we call a holiday marvel.

2. Looking for fun bedroom toys that will get you in the holiday mood?

Stuff their stocking with:
FingO Glow, O Glow Bullet and Big O Glow – glowing super-powered vibrators with LED light. Save your holiday light competition for the bedroom this year and keep them screaming all night!

3. Looking for a way to add some cute fun in their stocking and in the sack?

Stuff their stocking with:
Bullet Buddies – Super-fun portable mini bullet in 5 cute shapes. Nestle into bed with visions of Bullet Buddies dancing in your head this holiday season!

4. Looking for a way to warm up your holiday nights without all the vibration?

Stuff their stocking with:
OJoy - Non-vibrating textured erection ring for less buzz and more rubbin’ fun. You’ll be singing O Joy to the World this season with this sexy present.

5. Looking to take it to the next level before ringing in the New Year?

Stuff their stocking with:
The BangO – Vertical vibrating pleasure ring w/ triple-weighted balls. Deck his balls with this swinging, banging pleasure-seeking gift.

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We released our top secret new toy line at the Adult Novelty Expo this year, and once we had all of our banners and signs up, the cat was most definitely out of the bag, the new vibrating mini – Buddies are here.

Our 25-foot banner asked the universe “Who’s Your Buddy? Come Find Out at The Screaming O” and this caught the attention of pretty much everyone in the building. And when they came up to us to find out what the deal was, we handed each person a personal vibrator each in a different animal shape.

They paraded around the show with their Buddy stowed in their pockets but a flashy button shining bright on their lapels, which was enough to get anyone who hadn’t gotten the memo wondering where they can get their own.

Most people chose their own sex toy, but a select few had theirs personally selected by The Scream Team. They thought I should have the bunny. That might be because of my extracurricular activities…but not sure. But once the little Bunny Buddy turned on, it didn’t matter WHY they chose it. Those little ears started to tingle everywhere they touched and that, my friends, is all she wrote.

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