Father Time is calling quits to 2013 and putting a 2014 banner on that famous baby, which means most of you will be spending tonight getting hammered while wearing party hats and sequins. So while you stock up on champagne, streamers and confetti, why not resolve to celebrate the New Year with a bang – and yes, we mean the sexual kind. It’s a resolution you shouldn’t have too much trouble keeping.

Nothing makes a more impressive “bang” than a sex toy, so this year make the conscious decision to stretch on a Big O and see what it does for his dick, or put a Studio Collection Vibrating Lipstick in her purse to get buzzed discreetly anytime temptation strikes. Be dedicated to being adventurous and start experiencing the kind of sex life that requires batteries.

So toast to a sexy 2014 with a vibrating ring around your beer or a Bullet vibe in your martini as you practice your countdown and decide whom you’re going kiss at midnight. Choose wisely, cuz if you’re lucky, you’ll be buzzing (in more ways than one) with that special someone by 12:15.

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Stay sexy, you weekend warriors. You hard-working, hard-partying folk who dedicate every Saturday and Sunday – and sometimes Monday – to staying up ‘til sunrise with the hard stuff. (And by hard stuff, we mean boners.)

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, which means it’s time to wake and get buzzed the Screaming O way. We’ve got the kinds of naughty goodies that help you last all night and feel good doing it, so we’ve packed some of our best stuff in bulk and slashed the price so you can still afford to get sloshed this weekend!

So stay hydrated, keep strong and give off the virile vibe, weekend warriors. There’s plenty of partying to be done – just don’t forget to take it home to the bedroom.

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For the teens of the nation, prom is a wondrous time of the year, a night we fantasized about year after year until the big day finally arrived. Girls prepare by toasting their skin at the tanning salon. Guys search for zoot suits, matching fedoras and wingtip shoes worthy of a “Scarface” prop house. And parents freak out worry about their daughters getting pregnant and their sons contracting herpes.

Because at the end of the day (or in this case, night) we all know what happens when the prom night lights turn low. We all have sex! Awkward, nervous sex that all too often doesn’t include a condom – but The Screaming O is here to change history!

This year The Screaming O made its mark at the Fast Times at Sex Toy High Prom, with our product tester acting as head of the Prom Committee and in charge of providing the silliest, sexiest and most fun props to pose with in the photo booth.

The booth buzzed with vibrators, dildos, blow-up dolls, lubricant, feather boas and lots of glitter courtesy of fellow Prom Committee members Evolved Novelties, AVN, Fleshlight, Glow, Pjur, Wet and Spartacus.

Thanks to everyone for the memories – no really, thanks! If you remember most of the prom, chances are you didn’t have as much fun as we did!

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