Today is National Steak and Blowjob Day, one of those holidays that some guy named Frank probably made up in between helpings of spicy wings on game night. But we can’t blame him! Steaks are delicious and BJs are gifts that keep on giving so it was only a matter of time before someone combined the two to create a national holiday dedicated to meat eating.

And everyone knows that the best holidays let you benefit from a slight sense of obligation – gifts on Christmas, feasts on Thanksgiving, costumes on Halloween; it just isn’t a celebration unless everyone joins in. So don’t just give him a blowjob this protein-rich holiday season – blow his mind with a Screaming O job!

Here’s how to do it: Position a Screaming O Vibrating Ring at the base of his penis with the motor positioned wherever he likes. The sexy tingling vibration will blow his mind while you blow his…well, you know.

Just don’t let his steak get cold!

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What’s an All Hallow’s Eve-horny guy to do?

Don’t fret. The Screaming O is here. If you really want to impress the fairer sex you’ve gotta show your creative side and that you’re thinking about their pleasure and happiness at all times. And we’ve got the goods.

1. Vibrating Robot. Stick a FingO Glow on each finger. Stretch a Screaming O Vibrating Ring around your forehead. Put a Vibrating Bullet in each pocket and wear a BigO around each wrist. Press all of those “On” buttons and they’ll get you buzzed faster than any keg of beer can.
2. Vibrating Alien. Keep an OGlow Bullet in your breast pocket and she’ll watch your heart glow as you curiously reach out and point your finger – with a red FingO Glow vibing at the end – at hers. She’ll either call you fresh or let you cop a feel, and when she feels the vibration she won’t want you to let go.
3. Human Sex Toy. So this one’s kind of obvious, but what are you gonna do once you sweep the girl off her feet with your clever vibrating costume and get her into your bedroom?

Step 1: Take off your clothes.
Step 2: Stretch one of your favorite Screaming O rings around your member – pick the BigO Glow if you want to shine a spotlight on the goods.
Step 3: Get a boner. (Duh.)
Step 4: Turn on the vibrator.
Step 5: Turn on the girl.
Step 6: [EXPLICIT]
Step 7: High-5.

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