Dinner vs. MasteRing Panty

V-Day is on Friday and there isn’t much time left to get creative with your romantic gift ideas – and that’s why The Screaming O is here. Last week we inspired you to think outside the heart-shaped box and get creative with your carnal self: trade in flowers for a Big O couples ring, skip the beach blanket date for a waterproof O Wow® Double Wammy, and toss chocolates for a Soft-Touch Bullet vibe.

And now that you’re down to the wire, it’s time to dig deep and show your Valentine that you’ve got some spark in you. It’s time to take the romantic antics outside and in public.

Gift Exchange #4: Dinner Date

It’s a tradition to take your special someone out to an elegant and romantic dinner someplace nice. Cloth napkin nice. But while you sit with the wine list and decide between the rib eye and the salmon, all you’re really waiting for is to sign the check and book it home for dessert. But if you’re hungry, why wait?

And that’s why we suggest the MasteRing Panty. This super-powered vibrating bullet is operated by a remote control that your partner wears on his or her finger – it looks just like a ring, so no one will know what you’re up to. And the best part? You also get a sexy black lace panty with a little pouch that keeps the Bullet comfortably against her clitoris, making it super-easy to get away with playing in public. It’s discreet enough to wear under clothes and sexy enough to match with lingerie – everyone wins!

With the push of a button, make your partner squirm with delight as she tries not to make a scene, and there’s nothing hotter than secret foreplay in front of unassuming patrons. Whoever wears the ring holds the power of pleasure, and it works from up to 50 feet away so she can get buzzed from all the way across the bar.

See how long you both can last and when you simply can’t take it anymore, scream “Check please!!!” and speed home. Best Valentine’s Day ever.

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V-Day is a week away and we’re well underway with our romantic gift guide, a selection of sexy gift ideas that Hallmark could only dream of. So far we’ve recommended trading flowers in for a Big O vibrating ring and skipping the beach blanket date for getting wet with a waterproof O Wow Double Wammy. Both are stupendous ideas, if we do say so ourselves, but we’ve only just gotten started.

Today’s suggestion inspires you to trade in edibles for touchables.

Gift Exchange #3: Boxes of Chocolates

Russell Stover and those Hershey’s guys clearly have stock in Cupid’s big day. Entire aisles at pharmacies and department stores overflow with pink and red heart-shaped boxes stuffed with morsels of the gooey sweet stuff. And while chocolate is considered an aphrodisiac, taking a bite out of 25 pieces desperately searching for the cherry cordial probably isn’t what Aphrodite had in mind.

Your fingers are sticky. Your teeth hurt. Your stomach probably does, too. Wanna have sex? Probably not. And besides, why bother eating so many calories when you can burn them in the bedroom?

And that’s where The Screaming O Soft-Touch Bullets come in. Like fun pieces of carnal candy, these compact mini vibes pack serious power (three speeds plus a pulse function) in a tiny shape and make it impossible NOT to want to touch yourself – and your partner. They’re portable and easy to use while doing the deed or simply during flirty foreplay, and each one comes in a seductive jewel tone that’s simply more sophisticated than your average silver bullet. Plus, they have a soft and smooth coating that glides across your skin like silk.

Experts say sex burns about 5 calories per minute – imagine how much “sexercise” you can get with a Soft-Touch Bullet!

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You’ve got 8 days until the big V and there’s barely a week to find the perfect romantic gift that will leave a lasting impression on your relationship – and not your wallet.

Don’t get sucked into the Hallmark doldrums (steer clear of anything heart-shaped…unless it vibrates, we suppose) and stick to romantic gifts that really inspire romance. Earlier this week we told you to trade in your fancy flowers for a Big O vibrating ring, and this week we’ve got a sexy (but still romantic) gift idea that’ll leave both of you reaching for a towel.

Gift Exchange #2: Beach Day

If you’re one of the lucky few who aren’t snowed in and surrounded by icicles this season (Los Angeles, we’re eyeing you), then chances are you might be thinking about hosting a romantic beach blanket date this V-Day. Sounds like a good idea, and it certainly works in Annette Funnicello movies, but you’re not the only coastal couple who thought about celebrating in the sand.

No matter how bubbly the Champagne or how colorful the sunset, the romance quickly fizzles when you can hear that sappy couple cooing 10 feet to your left. And that other couple canoodling eight feet behind you. Besides, it only takes one grain of sand in your teeth (or some other orifice) to ruin the moment.

Instead, stay home with the O Wow Double Wammy, a vibrating ring with TWO super-powered bullets on each end – one on top for her pleasure and one on the bottom to stimulate the oft-ignored nether regions. We recommend that you take this couples toy into the shower and get wild in ways you could NEVER get away with at the beach. The O Wow Double Wammy is completely 100% waterproof and keeps buzzing no matter how wet you get – plus you can remove one or both of the bullets and use them as your own personal mini vibrator. A Valentine’s Day gift doesn’t get more versatile than that!

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You’ve got 10 days until the big V and chances are you haven’t really thought about it yet. (No shame, neither have we… until now, of course.) But that gives you time to skip the usual routine – flowers, candy, glittery baubles – and show Hallmark that you’ve moved onto bigger and better things.

And that’s why we’re here! For the next week or so, The Screaming O will show you how to trade a traditional present in for a truly memorable romantic gift that 99% of the time ends with an “O” face. Sounds good, right?

Gift Exchange #1: Flowers

Flowers are pretty, and everyone loves a fresh bouquet – but they’re a hassle to keep alive. They wilt and flop, and if there’s a cat in the house, your once-beautiful blossoms will become a late-night snack (and early-morning mess) before you have a chance to enjoy them.

Plus, a dozen roses don’t come cheap, so trade them in for a Big O – a gift that keeps on giving and gives you way more bang for your buck.

The Big O vibrating ring helps bring couples closer (literally!) by enhancing their sexual experience with powerful vibration and male enhancement, all in one compact shape. With a vibrating motor specially positioned for her pleasure and a stretchy erection ring that keeps him harder longer, you and your loved one are in for a memorable night…or morning…or afternoon. You’ll never think about sex the same way again, and you’ll probably want to stock up on batteries to keep the buzz going way after V-Day is done. The Big O will bring the spark back to your relationship – and keep it there – way longer than any fancy flowers can.

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