We’re gonna have to get another mantel piece cuz pretty soon there won’t be any more room to present our golden statues and crystal figures! The Screaming O took home Crossover Company of the Year last night, an award that celebrates all the crazy stunts and partnerships we’ve made into the mainstream world.

You may remember our mini sex toys from such shows as “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” “Leave It to Lamas,” “The Doctors,” “Sons of Anarchy,” and everyone’s favorite guilty pleasure “The Bad Girls Club.” We buzzed, blinked and twinkled our way into so many celebutante’s lives we’re practically part of their families.

Held at the historic Hollywood Palladium theater, the 2011 XBIZ Awards were a glittery event with red carpet antics, photos galore, porn stars and their celebrity fans (Dave Navarro is always on hand). Champagne bubbled at The Screaming O’s VIP table all night as we sorta kinda patiently waited for our category to be called.

And to our delight – but not to anyone’s surprise – The Screaming O was called up and our head honchos took the stage and made us all proud under the hot lights. It’s a lot of work being this awesome, and some might say it ain’t easy. But it sure as hell is a lot of fun!

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The Sceraming O landed another starring role on another guilty pleasure reality show, this time buddying up to endowed celebrity Kim Kardashian. All bummed out and depressed from a recent breakup, her thoughtful sisters brought over a special “naughty basket” with accessories to brighten her day – and night.

Kourtney and Khloe specially chose The Screaming O Bullet Buddy Worm for its adorable size and fashion-forward color, knowing she’d never be alone with her new buddy by her (bed)side!

Kim was surprised and of course delighted, though she’d never admit her excitement to test out her new toys. Smart choice, since these Buddies will never break your heart and are ALWAYS there when you need them.

Though we would have chosen the Bunny for Kim, since she’s been in Playboy and all. But hey, whatever floats her boat is fine with us. Just as long as we can watch it on TV!

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The best part of waking up on a Sunday morning? (Post-mimosa, pre-Bloody Mary, that is.)

The Screaming O, of course!

Believe it or not, we made CBS Sunday Morning http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/02/07/sunday/main6183037.shtml along with the cast of that show you won’t admit loving but secretly have set to record every new and repeat episode.

Which one, you ask? Well it’s a toss-up between “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” or “The Bad Girls Club.”

Well we all know how Kim Kardashian has sex (You’ve never seen her sex tape? Liar.) And we’re well aware of the Bad Girls’ promiscuous preferences – in addition to the fact that they’ve got a friggin’ vending machine spitting out The Screaming O sex toys whenever they’re in need.

So by process of elimination, it’s clear that we’re tight with “The Bad Girls Club.”

Because the Bad Girls are such fans of The Screaming O’s vibrators and other sexy things, we asked if they’d like to be honorary Screaming O cheerleaders for a day.

They said “Yes, yes yes!”

So we brought them and Oxygen’s camera crew to the 2009 Adult Novelty Expo and handed them (the girls, not the crew LOL) our telltale red (and tiny) uniforms – and boy did they wear them with pride.

CBS showed a clip of “The Bad Girls Club” featuring the girls doing their best O-face cheers at the event and giving their best bad-girl enthusiasm.

SIDENOTE: Did we mention that “The Bad Girls Club” is the Oxygen Network’s top-rated TV show? Its Dec. 15 episode broke some serious ratings records – more than 1.4 million people tuned in – which ended up being the network’s most-watched non-finale telecast in the channel’s history.

Word up, we’re famous.

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