This guys has two vibrators, which does a body good, but what makes it perfect for the more, how do you say…adventurous wearer is the stretchy holster that gently cradles his balls like the precious gems they are. Plus it gives his taint the attention it deserves – and so often doesn’t get!

But all hugging and cradling aside, the holster is what keeps the powerful tingling vibration from the bullets flowing up and down the stretchy rings and secures the bottom bullet where it counts. This essentially turns him into a full-blown human vibe. It looks a little strange, but man it feels more than a little amazing!

Plus each bullet lasts more than an hour so once you strap this puppy on, cancel your plans and get ready for a wild ride. You’re not going to want to get off anytime soon.

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…aaah music to my ears.

The Scream Team packed their bags full of Screaming O Condom Packs – luckily their bikinis don’t take up much suitcase space – and trekked down to Acapulco for this year’s spring break debauchery.

Sure, it was an excuse to party, get tan and flirt with some juiceheads, but they had a mission.

These ladies spent the week showing all kinds of drunk and horny 20-somethings that it’s not impossible to have outrageously good SAFE sex.

Sure, everyone knows sex with condoms doesn’t feel as good without, but for Pete’s sake those 5-10 minutes (if you’re lucky, especially when he’s wasted LOL) of ecstasy is not even a little bit worth the risk associated with bareback fornication.

Duh.

So that’s why everywhere you looked you saw a blond ray of sunshine wearing a red tank top and/or bikini combo handing out little safe sex kits to every Tom, Dick and Harriet.

And judging by a few of our encounters, it looks like we may have helped make a couple of love/lust connections, too. Aw, brings tears to our eyes.

A couple of the Scream Team gals even flirted with the crazy dudes from LMFAO who were all over the beach enjoying the view and wearing giant necklaces to match their neon life jackets – see, even they know safety always comes first! LOL

(They definitely took more than a couple Screaming O Condom Packs. They’re in Miami Acapulco bitch!)

Cuz when you’re out on the beach and everyone’s scantily clad lubing their bodies with suntan oil – and lubing their judgment with tequila shots – chances are there’s going to be some promiscuity.

Am I speaking from experience? Maybe.

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The best part of waking up on a Sunday morning? (Post-mimosa, pre-Bloody Mary, that is.)

The Screaming O, of course!

Believe it or not, we made CBS Sunday Morning http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/02/07/sunday/main6183037.shtml along with the cast of that show you won’t admit loving but secretly have set to record every new and repeat episode.

Which one, you ask? Well it’s a toss-up between “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” or “The Bad Girls Club.”

Well we all know how Kim Kardashian has sex (You’ve never seen her sex tape? Liar.) And we’re well aware of the Bad Girls’ promiscuous preferences – in addition to the fact that they’ve got a friggin’ vending machine spitting out The Screaming O sex toys whenever they’re in need.

So by process of elimination, it’s clear that we’re tight with “The Bad Girls Club.”

Because the Bad Girls are such fans of The Screaming O’s vibrators and other sexy things, we asked if they’d like to be honorary Screaming O cheerleaders for a day.

They said “Yes, yes yes!”

So we brought them and Oxygen’s camera crew to the 2009 Adult Novelty Expo and handed them (the girls, not the crew LOL) our telltale red (and tiny) uniforms – and boy did they wear them with pride.

CBS showed a clip of “The Bad Girls Club” featuring the girls doing their best O-face cheers at the event and giving their best bad-girl enthusiasm.

SIDENOTE: Did we mention that “The Bad Girls Club” is the Oxygen Network’s top-rated TV show? Its Dec. 15 episode broke some serious ratings records – more than 1.4 million people tuned in – which ended up being the network’s most-watched non-finale telecast in the channel’s history.

Word up, we’re famous.

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