Guys, this one’s for you. (You’ll thank us later!)

Put pleasure in the palm of your hand – literally – and satiate your most carnal hunger with Paco’s Taco™, a brand new masturbator for men with a clever twist! This super-soft stroker features unique open-faced technology unlike anything you’ve ever seen – no fake orifices or squishy tubes, we promise.

This pliable palm pad lies flat in your hand (yes, like a tortilla) and bends and folds as tight as you like. Simply open the box, apply a generous serving of Paco’s “Sauce” lubricant (it’s included!), and wrap around your “meat” for a smooth glide at your own pace.

A clever and modern alternative to traditional strokers, Paco’s Taco is simple and discreet and even features textured finger-grip grooves to keep it in place no matter how rigorous your appetite might get. Plus it’s easy to clean with barely any commitment, which makes this the perfect sex toy for every guy who likes to get off and go. (Isn’t that every guy?)

Plus its super-low price gives you the most bang (or stroke?) for your buck and makes Paco’s Taco one of the most affordable jerk-off toys on the market. Just wash, rinse, dry and keep it close by as part of your regular masturbatory routine. Second and third helpings are encouraged, of course!

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Sex toys disguised as everyday objects is a growing trend and certainly useful when you have roommates, nosy friends, or curious kids getting into your bedside table – which is the best part about the Screaming O Studio Collection, cleverly disguised as everyday cosmetics.

But for a village in China, the sexy secret went a little too far.

Members of the rural village Liucunbu were drilling a well shaft when they found a soft, fungus-like object that appeared to have a mushroom cap on each end. The cylindrical form confused them at first and they called a local news station to check it out.

What they believed they had in their hands was a rare mushroom, and news reporter Yunfeng Ye investigated the object to figure out what genus it could have come from. The result was a report that described the mystical mushroom as a type of lingzhi, a shelf fungus of the Ganoderma lucidum species. Its rarity was due in part to their belief that the mushroom only grows deep underground.

But when the program aired, many viewers recognized the floppy object not as a fancy fungus, but as a sex toy for men. Specifically, a stroker (aka masturbator sleeve) with one end shaped to resemble a vagina. Whoops.

It seems that some sex toys, mini vibrators and dildos are so stealth they can create a commotion – though we’re pretty sure if villagers had washed that thing and taken a whiff they would have realized that rubbery smell isn’t indigenous to fungi.

Fortunately for the rest of the world, the Screaming O Studio Collection has the perfect balance of chic and discreet. At first glance no one will know that Lipstick, Mascara, Makeup Brush, Eyeshadow or Lip Gloss secretly vibrate – but we’re pretty sure snooping eyes won’t call ABC News for an investigative report.

Source: ABC News

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