The Mayan calendar marks today as the official end of days. So before the asteroids, earthquakes, firestorms and wrath of the gods take their toll, The Screaming O wants to remind you all that if you’re going to go, you might as well go out with an O!

This doomsday, put the ‘O’ in ap-O-calypse with one (or all!) of The Screaming O’s vibrating rings, mini vibes, and sexy accessories and celebrate life with a romp or three. We’ve carefully selected five of our most popular sex toys that will come in handy should you find yourself in the thick of Armageddon and want to go out with a bang!

1. BigO Glow – This super-stretchy ring will give him a stronger, harder erection and stimulate her with a powerful vibrating motor so both parties get what they need before the sun explodes. And with a bright LED light connected to the motor, you can use your BigO Glow to light the way as your run for cover and turn it to flash mode to increase your chances of being rescued once the world goes dark.

2. Bullet Buddies – In case you’re seeking a friend for the end of the world, our Bullet Buddies will keep you company and satisfy whatever desires arise as the final countdown begins. Each mini bullet vibrator comes in a cute animal shape – your spirit animal, if you will – and bright colors to lighten the mood. Plus they’re whisper quiet so your new Buddy will keep you company as you stay safe and sound in your secret hiding spot.

3. LingO – This stretchy vibrator is made to be worn around your tongue to make oral sex fun, easy and go down fast! And in case she grows tired of cunnilingus you can wear the LingO around your finger for quick-change versatility that even MacGyver would envy. Plus, in case the world ends up being taken over by aliens, the LingO’s oral buzz might help you communicate with new life forms. Best to be prepared for anything, right?

4. MasteRing – The MasteRing feaures a bullet vibrator secretly operated by a remote control cleverly disguised as a finger ring, letting you play with yourself (or new friends) from up to 50 feet away in case he or she is out of reach. Plus you can use the MasteRing Bullet to distract intruders – just one touch and you can send potential enemies running in the opposite direction to find out where that mystery buzzing sound is coming from.

5. Screaming O Condom Pack – The Screaming O Condom Pack has a vibrating ring, latex condom, and lube in each portable kit so you can have safe – yet still satisfying! – sex while you wait for the world to end. They’re small enough to keep in your pocket as you run from bunker to bunker and, just in case you wake up Dec. 22 to find the sun still shining and birds still chirping, you won’t have to worry about the previous night’s sexual choices causing your own personal apocalypse.

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The Screaming O is copilot on Ann Summer’ I Scream truck tour, traversing all of Great Britain to bring free ice cream and sexy treats to excited fans and hungry heathens across the country. The famous UK adult retail shop has come up with a genius way to spread the sex toy word while enticing the masses with sweets and smiles, courtesy of the Scream Team and some delectable frozen treats.

But this ain’t your average Mr. Softee truck, no siree. Free cups of ice cream were drizzled with sweet flavored lube while excited fans were given the chance to win a set of Screaming O mini vibrators and adult toys in exchange for their very best, most authentic – and most ridiculous – fake orgasm face. And boy, are the Brits bold!

At each stop, the Ann Summers van is staking its claim in the center of the city with signature red-and-white “menus” showing eager fans what deliciously naughty treats The Screaming O is serving. And while everyone chooses their fancy, photographers are on hand to capture their O-faces and make them famous on the Internet. (Facebook, specifically.)

The Screaming O and the Ann Summers I Scream Van took off from Newcastle with a trajectory sending the team to Manchester, Liverpool, London and Birmingham. To the Scream Team’s delight, the crowds have been nothing but thrilled to take part in the festivities with a constant crowd surrounding the truck.

Knowing that only the most authentic, ridiculous and giggle-inducing O-faces make the cut in the contest, British Screaming O fans have made sure to make sweet, silly love to the camera.

Check out each city’s best O-faces at our Facebook page.

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Erotica LA wouldn’t be complete without a Big O Face contest hosted by adult star Nikki Benz, and this year The Screaming O brought out all the stops and brought on stage some of the adult industry’s hottest, sexiest porn stars to show the crowd what they’ve got.

Benz hopped on stage with several of our fan-favorite Scream Team girls and got cozy with Vanessa Carter, Amber Rayne and bombshell Kayden Kross with a microphone. But meanwhile a more interactive Big O Face showing was going down at the Screaming O booth, where attendees tested their own skills to make the ultimate O Face for the camera.

From the shoulders up – of COURSE, this is a family show…sorta – participants ooh-ed and aah-ed in front of an eager webcam and fans voted for their favorite orgasmic expression.

The fortunate faux fornicator took home $800 and a ton of free Screaming O vibrators, sex toys, and goodies (lucky) – but the true honor was being bestowed with the winning title. Who wouldn’t want to hang that award over her mantelpiece?

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How often does the average girl get to practice her dedicated deepthroat skills outside of the bedroom? Unless of course she’s some kind of kinkster who gets off on the risk of getting caught, but what about when you do it on stage? That doesn’t happen too often outside of Amsterdam.

And also apparently Texas.

The Screaming O Stage Show traveled to the Lone Star State and dared the southern audience to bring it to the stage, and O-faces and maniacal moans resonated throughout Stillettos Cabaret as women competed for a slew of free Screaming O stuff.

And those not on board for competitive entertainment, Schevelle was on hand to strut her stuff with her crew to dance and deliver the erotic goods. She’s impossible to resist…like the innocent charm of a Texas gal in hells asking for help pumping her gas.

(It happened to me once. I almost exploded.)

Stilettos is the first strip club in the area to offer the Screaming O Stage Show and will hold the event in both locations Sept. 10 and 11 at 9 p.m. Be there or be square…and probably bored, too.

You have to see all of the photos to appreciate the first two nights of the Screaming O Club Weekend  in the McAllen Texas area.

There is one more night (Tonight) to go but we had to show you whats been going on so far.. The Adam & Eve store was great, then we went downtown to a place called Vice with the Stilettos Cabaret crew. What a fun night that was.

Last night we did the full gambit  Screaming O shows, Blow Jobs and all,  and Shay Lynn performed twice on stage, which took up the entire night, so we had to do the after party with the guys at the Brownsville Stilettos.

We will have a full recap next week when we wake up, you have to hear the “Hey where did I leave my car” story

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