It’s the final day of our Valentine’s Day Gift Exchange, giving you much-needed inspiration for finding the perfect romantic gift – and ideal one that’ll get you laid. (That’s the ultimate goal, right?)

To recap: we’ve told you to why flowers won’t cut it, how a beachside date can be a disaster, and why chocolate’s probably a bad idea – topping it off with a sexy gift idea that’ll turn your dinner date into incredible foreplay. Now it’s time to turn your Valentine’s Day finale into the ultimate masterpiece with a very special oral monologue.

Gift Exchange #5: Movie Time

It’s the final hours of Valentine’s Day; you’ve had dinner, you’ve exchanged gifts, and now it’s time to unwind and fight the urge to fast-forward to the good part. Sure, nothing facilitates eventual fornication quite like watching a movie surrounded by pillows, dim lighting, and the arms of your loved one. But sometimes you just wish there could be a plot twist.

So turn that romcon into the ultimate action film with the LingO vibrating tongue ring, a powerful little vibe that makes it easy for your tongue to take the lead. So skip the sappy romance movie and star in your very own motion picture – she’ll be moaning way before the credits roll and you’ll win an Oscar for oral skills that’d make even Ryan Gosling jealous.

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Dinner vs. MasteRing Panty

V-Day is on Friday and there isn’t much time left to get creative with your romantic gift ideas – and that’s why The Screaming O is here. Last week we inspired you to think outside the heart-shaped box and get creative with your carnal self: trade in flowers for a Big O couples ring, skip the beach blanket date for a waterproof O Wow® Double Wammy, and toss chocolates for a Soft-Touch Bullet vibe.

And now that you’re down to the wire, it’s time to dig deep and show your Valentine that you’ve got some spark in you. It’s time to take the romantic antics outside and in public.

Gift Exchange #4: Dinner Date

It’s a tradition to take your special someone out to an elegant and romantic dinner someplace nice. Cloth napkin nice. But while you sit with the wine list and decide between the rib eye and the salmon, all you’re really waiting for is to sign the check and book it home for dessert. But if you’re hungry, why wait?

And that’s why we suggest the MasteRing Panty. This super-powered vibrating bullet is operated by a remote control that your partner wears on his or her finger – it looks just like a ring, so no one will know what you’re up to. And the best part? You also get a sexy black lace panty with a little pouch that keeps the Bullet comfortably against her clitoris, making it super-easy to get away with playing in public. It’s discreet enough to wear under clothes and sexy enough to match with lingerie – everyone wins!

With the push of a button, make your partner squirm with delight as she tries not to make a scene, and there’s nothing hotter than secret foreplay in front of unassuming patrons. Whoever wears the ring holds the power of pleasure, and it works from up to 50 feet away so she can get buzzed from all the way across the bar.

See how long you both can last and when you simply can’t take it anymore, scream “Check please!!!” and speed home. Best Valentine’s Day ever.

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V-Day is a week away and we’re well underway with our romantic gift guide, a selection of sexy gift ideas that Hallmark could only dream of. So far we’ve recommended trading flowers in for a Big O vibrating ring and skipping the beach blanket date for getting wet with a waterproof O Wow Double Wammy. Both are stupendous ideas, if we do say so ourselves, but we’ve only just gotten started.

Today’s suggestion inspires you to trade in edibles for touchables.

Gift Exchange #3: Boxes of Chocolates

Russell Stover and those Hershey’s guys clearly have stock in Cupid’s big day. Entire aisles at pharmacies and department stores overflow with pink and red heart-shaped boxes stuffed with morsels of the gooey sweet stuff. And while chocolate is considered an aphrodisiac, taking a bite out of 25 pieces desperately searching for the cherry cordial probably isn’t what Aphrodite had in mind.

Your fingers are sticky. Your teeth hurt. Your stomach probably does, too. Wanna have sex? Probably not. And besides, why bother eating so many calories when you can burn them in the bedroom?

And that’s where The Screaming O Soft-Touch Bullets come in. Like fun pieces of carnal candy, these compact mini vibes pack serious power (three speeds plus a pulse function) in a tiny shape and make it impossible NOT to want to touch yourself – and your partner. They’re portable and easy to use while doing the deed or simply during flirty foreplay, and each one comes in a seductive jewel tone that’s simply more sophisticated than your average silver bullet. Plus, they have a soft and smooth coating that glides across your skin like silk.

Experts say sex burns about 5 calories per minute – imagine how much “sexercise” you can get with a Soft-Touch Bullet!

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