Stay sexy, you weekend warriors. You hard-working, hard-partying folk who dedicate every Saturday and Sunday – and sometimes Monday – to staying up ‘til sunrise with the hard stuff. (And by hard stuff, we mean boners.)

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, which means it’s time to wake and get buzzed the Screaming O way. We’ve got the kinds of naughty goodies that help you last all night and feel good doing it, so we’ve packed some of our best stuff in bulk and slashed the price so you can still afford to get sloshed this weekend!

So stay hydrated, keep strong and give off the virile vibe, weekend warriors. There’s plenty of partying to be done – just don’t forget to take it home to the bedroom.

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Bawdy Storytelling, a sold out headliner show from San Francisco, is making its way south to test the glittery oil-slick waters of Los Angeles and host its first official SoCal show at El Cid tonight! The Screaming O has the honor of bestowing the winner of this month’s Story Slam a giant gift basket filled with our mini vibes, vibrating rings, swag and sexy goodies in exchange for telling the best, most lascivious bedroom adventure tale of the night.

Bawdy Storytelling invites real people to share their sexual exploits on stage and there’s often a couple of famous people in the mix – authors, poets, comedians and actors – sprinkled into the group of regular Joes and Janes. But the real challenge is keeping the stories at 10 minutes or less and trying not to embarrass yourself as you recount awkward, hilarious and sometimes titillating stories. And they all have to be 100% true — but that’s what makes it all so exciting! Simply air out your dirty laundry and see what happens once the dust settles. (Chances are you’ll get a standing ovation.)

And we’re no stranger to risqué behavior, so the Scream Team will be repping hard in the audience with an air of appreciation as we wonder to ourselves, “Hm…have I done that before?”

El Cid is located at 4212 W Sunset Blvd in Los Angeles. Call (323) 668-0318 for details for get tickets at http://bawdystorytellingsecretlifela-es2003.eventbrite.com/.

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