It’s one thing if you missed out on the Chicago shenanigans or just really love shenanigans. But if you didn’t make it out to L.A. Exxxotica last weekend, well…I dunno what to tell ya. There was an especially rowdy Screaming O Stage Show with a RealTouch contest that had prizes from yours truly and LoansForLooks.com.

We took over the love and sex expo with a ton of adult porn stars, with upward of 20,000 people flooding through the doors eager to see some boobs and take home some Screaming O sex toys. We’re known for our giveaways AND our good looks.

Some of Los Angeles’ sexiest ladies strutted their stuff on stage and moaned as loud as their little hearts could manage into the microphone. And you’d be surprised what kind of sounds come out of these petite princesses.

The Big Orgasm contest got a slew of women to come/cum on stage and shake what their mommas (or the mailman) gave them, and they all took home some Screaming O swag and prizes to keep the fun going even after the show shut down for the night.

Did you see all the porn stars and D-listers, too? L.A. is the hub for that, and don’t be surprised if you missed Erica Lynne from the Oxygen Network’s “The Bad Girls Club” and Phil Varone (formerly of Skid Row and Saigon Kick, and a star of “Celebrity Sex Rehab”) who showed up to sign DVDs.

There was a lot to stare at. We understand.

And exactly who are the adult stars from your dreams and the list of those attending? They include Sunny Leone, Stoya, Kayden Kross, Teagan Presley, Inari Vachs, Chanel Preston, Kagney Linn Karter, Lexi Belle, Monique Alexander, Andy San Dimas, Tanya Tate, Kirsten Price, Ann Marie Rios, Ron Jeremy, Allie Haze, Misty Stone, Tasha Reign, Breanne Benson, Amy Brooke, Melanie Rios, Lexi Swallow, Sarah Vandella, Jenna Haze, Alexis Texas, Joanna Angel and tons more.

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The best part of waking up on a Sunday morning? (Post-mimosa, pre-Bloody Mary, that is.)

The Screaming O, of course!

Believe it or not, we made CBS Sunday Morning http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/02/07/sunday/main6183037.shtml along with the cast of that show you won’t admit loving but secretly have set to record every new and repeat episode.

Which one, you ask? Well it’s a toss-up between “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” or “The Bad Girls Club.”

Well we all know how Kim Kardashian has sex (You’ve never seen her sex tape? Liar.) And we’re well aware of the Bad Girls’ promiscuous preferences – in addition to the fact that they’ve got a friggin’ vending machine spitting out The Screaming O sex toys whenever they’re in need.

So by process of elimination, it’s clear that we’re tight with “The Bad Girls Club.”

Because the Bad Girls are such fans of The Screaming O’s vibrators and other sexy things, we asked if they’d like to be honorary Screaming O cheerleaders for a day.

They said “Yes, yes yes!”

So we brought them and Oxygen’s camera crew to the 2009 Adult Novelty Expo and handed them (the girls, not the crew LOL) our telltale red (and tiny) uniforms – and boy did they wear them with pride.

CBS showed a clip of “The Bad Girls Club” featuring the girls doing their best O-face cheers at the event and giving their best bad-girl enthusiasm.

SIDENOTE: Did we mention that “The Bad Girls Club” is the Oxygen Network’s top-rated TV show? Its Dec. 15 episode broke some serious ratings records – more than 1.4 million people tuned in – which ended up being the network’s most-watched non-finale telecast in the channel’s history.

Word up, we’re famous.

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Well The Screaming O landed a starring role on the latest season of the show on a very special episode, which shined a spotlight on our vibrators, rings and sexy things during the 2009 Adult Novelty Expo.

The Bad Girls came along as honorary screamers/cheerleaders. [LINK: CBS Sunday Morning blog entry] The honor was all ours!

The Bad Girls couldn’t resist testing out their “O” skills on national TV (can you blame them?) which of course made for stellar television entertainment.

Each gal competed to be an honorary Screaming O girl and member of the infamous Scream Team…which meant they got all dolled up (and possibly liquored up) to crash the Fast Times at Sex Toy High prom party.

But If you didn’t catch that episode be sure to look for the “Enjoy a Screaming O” vending Machine parked right in the center of the whole bad ass Bad Girl house!

Did you miss it? (Yeah we skipped our prom, to.) Don’t fret – you can check out photos and judge everyone’s outfits in our PHOTO GALLERY at http://fasttimesatsextoyhigh.com.

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