You’ve got 8 days until the big V and there’s barely a week to find the perfect romantic gift that will leave a lasting impression on your relationship – and not your wallet.

Don’t get sucked into the Hallmark doldrums (steer clear of anything heart-shaped…unless it vibrates, we suppose) and stick to romantic gifts that really inspire romance. Earlier this week we told you to trade in your fancy flowers for a Big O vibrating ring, and this week we’ve got a sexy (but still romantic) gift idea that’ll leave both of you reaching for a towel.

Gift Exchange #2: Beach Day

If you’re one of the lucky few who aren’t snowed in and surrounded by icicles this season (Los Angeles, we’re eyeing you), then chances are you might be thinking about hosting a romantic beach blanket date this V-Day. Sounds like a good idea, and it certainly works in Annette Funnicello movies, but you’re not the only coastal couple who thought about celebrating in the sand.

No matter how bubbly the Champagne or how colorful the sunset, the romance quickly fizzles when you can hear that sappy couple cooing 10 feet to your left. And that other couple canoodling eight feet behind you. Besides, it only takes one grain of sand in your teeth (or some other orifice) to ruin the moment.

Instead, stay home with the O Wow Double Wammy, a vibrating ring with TWO super-powered bullets on each end – one on top for her pleasure and one on the bottom to stimulate the oft-ignored nether regions. We recommend that you take this couples toy into the shower and get wild in ways you could NEVER get away with at the beach. The O Wow Double Wammy is completely 100% waterproof and keeps buzzing no matter how wet you get – plus you can remove one or both of the bullets and use them as your own personal mini vibrator. A Valentine’s Day gift doesn’t get more versatile than that!

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You’ve got 10 days until the big V and chances are you haven’t really thought about it yet. (No shame, neither have we… until now, of course.) But that gives you time to skip the usual routine – flowers, candy, glittery baubles – and show Hallmark that you’ve moved onto bigger and better things.

And that’s why we’re here! For the next week or so, The Screaming O will show you how to trade a traditional present in for a truly memorable romantic gift that 99% of the time ends with an “O” face. Sounds good, right?

Gift Exchange #1: Flowers

Flowers are pretty, and everyone loves a fresh bouquet – but they’re a hassle to keep alive. They wilt and flop, and if there’s a cat in the house, your once-beautiful blossoms will become a late-night snack (and early-morning mess) before you have a chance to enjoy them.

Plus, a dozen roses don’t come cheap, so trade them in for a Big O – a gift that keeps on giving and gives you way more bang for your buck.

The Big O vibrating ring helps bring couples closer (literally!) by enhancing their sexual experience with powerful vibration and male enhancement, all in one compact shape. With a vibrating motor specially positioned for her pleasure and a stretchy erection ring that keeps him harder longer, you and your loved one are in for a memorable night…or morning…or afternoon. You’ll never think about sex the same way again, and you’ll probably want to stock up on batteries to keep the buzz going way after V-Day is done. The Big O will bring the spark back to your relationship – and keep it there – way longer than any fancy flowers can.

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It’s likely that you’ve never paused for a moment, mid-kiss or right before eating the last piece of heart-shaped chocolate, to wonder why in the world we do all of these things on this holiday.

Who is this Valentine character and why does he force us to get all gushy and spend wads of cash on jewelry that our significant others might not even like?

Well Feb. 14 was only first associated with love and affection in the Middle Ages when Pope Gelasius I established it as an official “day” in 496 AD.

But Valentine’s Day (originally known as Saint Valentine’s Day) started as a holiday that honors a series of Christian martyrs of the above mentioned name. Specifically (according to History.com) Valentine of Rome, Valentine of Terni. Unfortunately association with these two clergymen was essentially lost and forgotten by the time Feb. 14 became a day for heart bubbles and hugs.

There are all kinds of legends as to how this holiday grew into what it is today, but the one we think makes the most sense (we just want it to be true!) is when the first valentine card was sent – and why.

It is said that the priest Valentine disobeyed a law from Roman Emperor Claudius II, one that ordered all young men remain unmarried. So Valentine secretly performed the hitching ceremonies regardless, and when he was found out he was thrown in jail to be executed.

And so, the night before his death, Valentine allegedly wrote a note addressed to a young girl who may very well have been his main squeeze, and he signed it “From your Valentine.”

Aaaaaawwwwwwwww.

What are you doing wasting time questioning Valentine’s Day and why it even matters? Go find someone you love (or at least like a little) and tell them so. You’ll feel so good afterward – and you might even get laid! (BONUS.)

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