Today is National Steak and Blowjob Day. No, really. It was created as a sort of antithesis to Valentine’s Day, giving men a day dedicated to their less-romantic needs as penance for their Cupid-worthy efforts last month. And why not? Some guys go to great lengths to show their partners that they love them to pieces, so an evening of meat-eating is the simplest way to say thanks. Because nothing says “I love you” for guys quite like a good mouthful, especially when it’s a pleasant surprise and there’s steak for dessert.

But are blowjobs not your thing? Do you have trouble getting the right rhythm? Or are you simply bored with the usual up-down-twist-and-turn? That’s what we’re here for – so toss the typical BJ in exchange for a Screaming O job. (And put his steak under the broiler.)

We have two pleasure products perfect for couples that also happen to be fantastic fellatio boosters. Pick one or buy both and show your man you’ve been thinking about him (i.e. his dick) all day long.

The Screaming O Vibrating Ring
This super-stretchy ring has a vibrating mini motor on one end. Girls love it, but guys do, too – simply stretch it around the base of his package and position the motor against his balls. Switch it on for sexy tingling vibration that will blow his mind while you blow his…well, you know. And because it’s disposable, you can toss the evidence when you’re done – it’s the perfect portable blowjob tool!

The Screaming O Vibrating Ring

Ling O
If you want to get really intense with your oral skills, try our LingO vibrating tongue ring to turn your mouth into a sex toy! Stretch the ring around your tongue, turn it on, and tickle his most sensitive spots with your tongue tip to get him riled and ready for the big finish. Whatever other tricks up your sleeve will be icing on his cake.

LingO Vibrating Tongue Ring

So whatever your plan may be, make sure you show your man some love today – just don’t let his steak get cold!