A little bird at Jezebel.com wrote about an experience she had at the airport the other day, one that involved a particularly delicate TSA search of her most intimate areas and the apparent fear the TSA agent felt about her vagina.

Most of her body parts were referred to using terminology reserved for kindergarten – “chest,” “rear” etc. – but then the agent informed the Jezebel reporter that she was going to feel up her inner pant leg until she felt “resistance.”

“What did you call my vagina??” the reporter asked.

Well as we’ve learned from the last year of over-the-top TSA searches and seizures, this department of airline security leaves much to be desired. Not only are they incapable of acknowledging our boy and girl parts, they also feel it’s a-OK to titillate themselves with what they find within our luggage. (Remember the “Get Your Freak On Girl” note one employee left in a searched bag last year?)

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