Hallmark is apparently on vacation, as it’s officially Make Your Own Holiday Day, which means we’re all bestowed the power of the holiday card-makers to create our own special day devoted to whatever the hell we want. And that’s quite an order to fill!

If you’re on the verge of an aneurysm trying to choose something special to celebrate today, back away from the search engine and have a seat. As experts of finding celebrations in everything, The Screaming O has six simple steps for making your own holiday fun, easy and a little sexy.

1. Sit in a comfortable chair.
2. Turn down the lights and up the music. Be wary of neighbors and/or roommates.
3. Remove any clothing that may impede on accessing your nether regions. (You get where we’re going with this, right?)
4. Pick your favorite Screaming O mini vibe. Now if this as daunting a task as selecting a holiday to celebrate, just grab our classic silver Bullet and call it a day.
5. Do your thang until you can’t do it anymore.
6. Breathe in, breathe out and choose your holiday. Boom, easy as a Screaming O-face!

See? Not only did we make it simple, we also added a little spring to your step. You’re welcome.

So what did you choose? We’re thinking about something along the lines of “National Do It All Day Long Day” but we’re a little biased.

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A little bird at Jezebel.com wrote about an experience she had at the airport the other day, one that involved a particularly delicate TSA search of her most intimate areas and the apparent fear the TSA agent felt about her vagina.

Most of her body parts were referred to using terminology reserved for kindergarten – “chest,” “rear” etc. – but then the agent informed the Jezebel reporter that she was going to feel up her inner pant leg until she felt “resistance.”

“What did you call my vagina??” the reporter asked.

Well as we’ve learned from the last year of over-the-top TSA searches and seizures, this department of airline security leaves much to be desired. Not only are they incapable of acknowledging our boy and girl parts, they also feel it’s a-OK to titillate themselves with what they find within our luggage. (Remember the “Get Your Freak On Girl” note one employee left in a searched bag last year?)

Fortunately for us, there are ways to be sexually aware, comfortable AND satisfied without the government and its safety brigade getting in the way! Collections of stealthy sex toys and sexcessories are making their way around the adult shopping circuit with clever mini vibes; powerful vibrating bullets; sexual enhancement balms, creams and gels; and even cockrings and vibrating couples rings styled like regular household objects!

One glance – maybe even three – at The Screaming O Studio Collection and no TSA agent (or nosy roommate, for that matter) will bat an eyelash, and odds are your luggage won’t get singled out for what security thinks might be a weapon. Because really, sex toys are simply weapons of mass seduction. (See what I did there?)

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Stand up and cheer for the Ovation kit, the ultimate sex kit that’s so easy to throw in your bag just before you head to that “lunch meeting…” the one your secretary didn’t schedule for you.

When you’re busy and have a life less ordinary…or you’re just a horny mo-fo who’s pressed for time…you’ve got this little box with two sets of everything you need to make a special day/night/morning with your lover.

Two Screaming O Vibrating Rings. Four lube packs – two warming, two regular. Two condoms. Two sensual wipes. Even two mints. Honestly you’ve got all you need for some serious personal time on the go, and all you gotta do is dispose of the evidence and you’re good to get back to whatever/whoever you were just doing!

Just toss it in your bag before you leave for the day – or for a quick vacation – and couples can have the tools and supplies for an extraordinary night in together. No need for an extra stop to the drug store. It’s all here!

And The Screaming O guys obviously thought things through. You’ve got one full set of “needs” for when you finally get to your destination (whether it’s the hotel, apartment or supply closet) and another full set for when you’ve caught your breath, said, “Hi, how are you?” and read for phase two.

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